me on the first date
*sees there’s a queer relationship on a show* *starts watching that show*
i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
porn always ends up on your dash
it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs
you will get porn on your dash
Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.
– Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via hqlines)